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(ノ゚ο゚)ノミ★゜・。。・゜゜・ T-Bone 

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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago


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  • ezio: [trips and falls from building]
  • thieves: wH AT skILL!!1!!


If Pharrell can become 2D so he can meet his waifu than I don’t see why I can’t do the same


I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

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I’m afraid I’m not that kind of Croft

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Okay, but lemme tell you this:

The same girl that “invented” the CO2 machine believed me when I told her that Sarah and Felix are doing the do in Orphan Black. yup saRAH AND FELIX!

Lord have mercy, this kid has issues.